Dictionary of Jack: Homonyms Rap

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I don't dance (and I use the term dance loosely) in public, just in front of large groups of semi-anonymous strangers. Lyrics: The way we spell things is so confusing And there's know way around it 'cept for memorizing Homo means same and syn means name I wish that this crap didn't hurt my brain The way we're spelling this It's so senseless Makes less sense than a George Bush sentence Or an alcohol swab before a lethal injection But I'll do my best to explain the difference. You use to when you move in a new direction I went to the video store to rent this And don't you judge me "The Note Book's" precious! I cried when they were old and gave each other kisses! Next we've got the too that you do in excess I got too much bling up on my necklace Or too much whiskey to digest this I hope that your couch wasn't too expensive. Last you've got the two like a pair of aces Or two boobs that you want were your face is That's called motor boating if I'm not off basis And I hope I haven't hurt the place where your brain is, cuz Chorus Now that we're through with to, too, and two We'll do a few more just for review A few choice words that might confuse you So Let's get to it before I lose you. Blue was the hue of Lewinsky's dress Blew is what she did in the oval office Duel is what you do with swords and muskets And dual is when you got two different something's It's clear that you hunt a deer with a rifle dear is the one you have sex with nightly At least that's the order if you do it rightly if not you probably live in an R.V. To wrap things up there's there, their and there Like don't go there that house belongs to bears You ate their porridge, and sat in their chairs? Goldilocks you dumb ho, you don't have a prayer. I hope that you liked that fairy tale allusion I did my best to make this less confusing But if it made sense that was just an illusion And that's the homonym rap's conclusion Chorus (fade)

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Uploaded: July 24th, 2008 @ 5:19 pm
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